Saturday, 4 April 2009

A Survey of Attitudes of Readers of This Blog

Ship of Fools has published the findings of a couple of surveys which show that Christians love porn and atheists love Jesus. My favourite statistic is that of the 21% of American atheists who claim to believe in God.

Anyway, in light of this, I decided to conduct a survey of my own:
When you take part in a survey, how do you answer?
With the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. My opinion is too important to not be shared.
With comedy answers, for my own entertainment.
With whatever will get rid of the surveyor as quickly as possible. My time is precious.
With the exact opposite of what I think they expect; I like to mess with their results.
With whatever I think makes me sound good. Especially if I fancy the surveyor.
I do not do surveys. I am above such intrusions on my time.
Ugg Boots


Anonymous said...

Ugg boots? Excuse me?

whynotsmile said...

Yes. The Ugg boots thing came with the poll. Otherwise I would have had to charge you all to take part in the poll, and frankly, I don't think anyone is that interested.

WhyNotSmile does not endorse the wearing of Ugg Boots, and in fact thinks they look a bit silly.

Anonymous said...

is it always Ugg Boots?

Please could you set up a second poll in order that we may have footwear marketed at us.

I am hoping for Dr Scholl

whynotsmile said...

I am not sure whether it is always Ugg Boots. When I think of another reason to have a poll, we will find out.