When food bites back

I just injured myself with the same Pringle in 3 (yes, Three) Different Ways.

Injury number 1: I choked on the first bite and hurt my throat.

Injury number 2: As I bit into the remainder of the Pringle, a little bit flew off and went into my eye; this hurt my eyelid.

Injury number 3: I stuck my finger in my eye to get the little bit of Pringle out, thus filling my eye with the salt that the Pringle had left on my hand. This hurt my eye A LOT.

If this had not happened, though, I wouldn't have had anything to tell you today, so it's not all bad.