OK, today we're going to have a little competition.
I have lost my mobile phone, and I need you to help me find it.
The story so far: the last place I definitely remember having it was last night in the living room, when I remember it falling off the arm of the sofa and onto the floor; I remember picking it up and setting it on the little table. Since then I have not left the house; after that I pretty much had supper and went to bed.
I have checked the obvious places, like the table, my handbag, all over my bedroom, the fridge, and all manner of floors and armchairs and cushions and things.
Needless to say, the battery has run out, so I can't just phone it.
So, your task is this: suggest places to look. Whoever gets the correct place wins the respect of all my readers.