So apparently this weekend is Superbowl weekend, and this is Quite A Thing, although mostly for Americans. But, as ever, WhyNotSmile is all about the culture, so I hereby present the official WhyNotSmile Guide to the Superbowl.
Now, the first thing to understand is that, despite its Twitter tag, the Superbowl has nothing whatever to do with superb owls, or any other kind of owls. Nor does it have anything to do with any type of bowl. The superbowl is all about football, I think, or maybe baseball. One of those. I believe it's the final of some manner of contest which has been happening for the past while, and this year the teams are New York and someone that people from Boston would support (I'm cheering for the latter, because I've been told to).
Anyway, as we all know, everything in America is to do with the presidential election, which this year will happen in November, and one of the aspects of that has been that various candidates have been round all the states trying to convince people to vote for them. I think these are called either Caucuses or Primaries, but that might not be correct. So in all the states, they chose who they wanted to win, and now it's between New York's choice, and Boston's choice (or maybe the state that Boston is in, which is hard to spell), and whichever state wins gets to choose the next President.
So, as you can imagine, the Superbowl is Quite Important, and should not be taken lightly.
PS. By the way, thanks for the help with the roofs/rooves thing. I think we have established that it should always have been rooves, and that when I was in primary school, people lied to me.